Sunday, April 29, 2012

I don't know what this has to do with...


Shadow puppets with bulging hair from underneath the straw hat; self portraiture in shadow; the end of a storm out in the pacific somewhere, raging for however many days only to come in and meekly pass an undercurrent in two inches of crystal clear water on the edge of this continent; don't drop the sandals, those sandals you went to that solidly weird hippie store with that old hippie chick sales-lady hitting on you but she was wearing a broken-foot boot of some kind and the machine that took a fancy infrared look at your feet didn't work for you and you just wanted to drop you one and a fifth C-note of those pieces of cork and leather...

This has to do with activities that ground a person in their roots...

I've recently been looking through some of my old notebooks for specific things and have been finding other beautiful little nuggets, random moments where you just need to let it flow. Similar to this post, but only in spirit.

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

The IIDA Fashion Show

Corrie's office was involved in the IIDA Fashion Show. The IIDA stands for the International Interior Design Association, and the event of their contest/fashion show has become, over the first eleven years of its existence, a marquee event ion Orange County, and, in the rounds of the event space, an interchangeable name is the "OC Fashion Show".

The way it works is, the brass at the IIDA assigns the different involved firms a decade, and then they have the "fashion grab". This is where the girls from the firms line up before a huge pile of random swatches of fabric; this thing is like thirty feet long, six feet wide and piled three feet high. The idea is that the fabric be used to create either one or a pair of outfits reflective of the decade assigned them. The fashion grab is sprint, a nearly violent crush of girls running over each other to snag the fabric of their choice. I wasn't there, but I got to see some footage, and in a fraction of a second of the melee they played as a montage I saw Corrie hurdling some chick to get to the fabric she wanted.

Her firm's decade was the 1890s, and after a few proposals, I was left out of the churning design process. That wasn't the worst thing ever.

At the event itself I was to get the same unveiling of their outfit as everybody else. Outside was interesting, as Corrie needed to convince the ladies that I was the recipient of an extra ticket from a vendor that does business with the myriad firms that are involved with contest/show.

Inside I used my one drink ticket for a Newcastle, sampled some of the appetizers, and watched the event hall fill up. I began to notice the demographics of the attendees: probably 650 people at this sold out event; probably 600 were women; of the 50 or so guys, probably 10 were straight, and maybe only one or two were single.

Here's a shot of the runway in the moody blue and purple light that bathed everything:


In that picture you can see the spots where the judges sat and took their notes.

A women wearing pink leggings on both her legs and forearms who seemed to be in charge of the event, or at least the public face of the organizers, came out and spoke about the show over the years, about how it has morphed into this Orange County phenomena...she had a few annoying habits, not least of which was her tacit understanding of a world where Orange County is the center of the universe, and everything outside of it is irrelevant. Listening to her you get the feeling that she feels the same way about Santa Ana and Anaheim, two spots that are as much the OC as Alisa Viejo and Newport Beach. In any case, she also had the habit of pronouncing it "hot coach-er".

So, I was tasked with filming Corrie's firm's outfit, which is why the only representation I'll have here will be a group picture. This next picture was one of the outfits from the '70s, and this crew used stilts! The outfits were pedestrian maybe, but they seemed to use a large percentage of the fabric from the grab--a rule not everyone adhered to--and they stretched naturally down to the floor. The gentleman was obviously more comfortable on the stilts.


Here's a group picture, as they all tried to return to the stage at once for one last walk down the runway. Corrie's firm's outfit and model is just to the right of center sporting a huge hat.


After that, the firms left the staging area to re-up on wine, and the second phase started; a design competition for students of nearby schools. It was here when I went upstairs to get another view of the scene. You can see how well the event was attended.


Corrie's firm lost out to Ginsler, a huge and famous firm that put more resources towards this contest/show than pretty much any other firm could or would, so, there you go.

Like a few other things in my life (Yankee championship parade; Bourbon St for Halloween; Madama Butterfly) I can say I've done--gone to a fashion show--without necessarily having to do again.

Monday, April 16, 2012

Picture 6000

I reached my 6000th picture with my point and shoot camera the other day. I was on the Surfrider train up to San Luis, and caught the picture after the train passed through Ventura and hit the edge of the continent.

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

The Shire at Long Beach

The other day on a trip to the beach I created an art installation using driftwood and other stick debris. I was trying to figure what I wanted to call it: "Sherwood Forrest on the Beach" or "The Beach's Shire Wood", a play on the origins of my last name.



People started checking it out as they rode by on the bike path, and pedestrians did as well. I'm not sure what motivated me, but it started with a single stick, and moved from there. Here's the progression:





Enjoyment and provocation, right? Pretension, at least...

Monday, April 9, 2012

A Quote and a Picture

In my first post of the year on the original site I was making my case for why I was deciding to switch up the nature of my posts. The switch lasted only the month of January.

A line in that post located past the halfway point, one that I would have edited for grammar had I been more focused on the task at the time, is one that now I feel like discussing further. Here's the quote: "I'm avoiding the post about a crazy billboard or cool sidewalk crack pattern I took a picture of."

Well, because it's my birthday, I'm sharing the picture today:



It's the famous Sidewalk Crack Shark of Long Beach.

(I didn't take any pictures of the weird billboard, which has since been changed. D'Oh.)

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

"Outta my way, jerkass!"

Of all the quotes to use as a title for a post...

While doing a little research for a long piece for my new sports blog, I went out with my camera and explored the race preparations for our very own Long Beach Grand Prix. I try to get as close as I can before I'm officially shooed, and we perform a special ballet, the fence minders and I.

But in this picture, I actually got in my car and sped around the still-open-but-nearly-race-ready Shoreline Dr. Besides almost crashing, which tends to happen when I'm taking pictures and driving, I felt almost like a real racer. It was exciting.

New Bike at the Edge of the Continent

I think I just like this picture:

Is "73" the Best Number?

This discussion was sparked by a t-shirt worn by a character, er, a nerd stereotype, on a show, but the idea is worth looking at. I suppose we'd have to qualify the question of the above title as integer, to specify, since we do have a pair of transcendentals, pi and e, that would be hard to ignore.

The case for 73:

It is the 21st prime number;
7 x 3 = 21;
its mirror, 37, is the 12th prime number, which is itself a mirror.

I'm sure other cases could be made by a number or numbers. After writing the argument down here, it seems a little thin.

It's nice, I 'spose...

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Random "Married...with Children" Notes Part 2

I was troving the internet for different things and heard about David Faustino having started a web television show. Davis Faustino played Bud Bundy in Married...with Children.

The impetus for the show, called Starv-ing, is rooted in the fact that David was called by various producers with various ideas about exploitative reality shows that utilize (see: make fun of) his Bud Bundy identity.

He, and his good friend Corin Nemec--former star of Parker Lewis Can't Lose--decided to do one better than those exploitative shows; they decided to make their own comedic exploitation show, one that was obviously fake and exploitative.

It's pretty great, if you like David Faustino. Here's a link.

I found it on my DVD's channel for Crackle. I really enjoy all seven or eight episodes.

Monday, April 2, 2012

Random "Married...with Children" Notes Part 1

For some reason I was up late looking up information about the old Fox television show Married...with Children. It turns out that the idea of the show was exported nearly as much as the show itself.

Here's something: Счастливы вместе

That Cyrillic is Russian, and phonetically it spells Sсhastlivy Vmeste, which is the name of their Married...with Children entity. It means "Happy Together".

Here's something else: Она ленива и беспечна, при этом неисправимая оптимистка. У Даши есть два природных таланта — она умеет выбить у Гены всё, что ей нужно, и может в огромных количествах поглощать шоколадные конфеты из коробок.

I only put that passage up because it illustrates a few things. One, it doesn't look like the Cyrillic alphabet has upper case letters, rather, they use enlarged members when necessary. Also, the passage, when translated directly, shows a bit about 1) how their show was set up; and 2) how Russian works in reference to itself:

"She is lazy and careless, and the incorrigible optimist. Dasha has two natural talent - she is able to knock out genes of all that she needs and can absorb huge amounts of chocolate candy from the box."

In America it was Al Bundy, but in Russia the character is named Gene, which is the impetus for "...knock out genes...", which should probably be "...knock out Gene's..."

In any case, the miserableness of marrying too young and then perpetually resenting your spouse and family apparently runs deeper than just apple pie and baseball.